If I'm ever quiet, it's not because I'm afraid to share my thoughts, it's because I don't know where to start.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
(Source: gifarium)
Come Fanime next month (May 2013) THIS IS HAPPENING
(Source: avengershp)
One of my prouder moments:
Power-marathon-watching through all 10 seasons of X-Files.
In one summer break.
(Source: showthemtheyrewrong)
The Louvre is evacuated before German invasion in 1939, its works returning in 1945
Very sad that in my trip to France I could not visit the Louvre.
GUESS WE’LL HAVE TO COME BACK WON’T WE?!
SEE YOU SOON BITCH!
Yes that’s you Mona Lisa.
why is he surprised?
he really should not be surprised.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
(Source: drognerys)
