literarystarbucks:

Neil Gaiman goes up to the counter and orders the Salted Caramel Mocha. While waiting for his order, Gaiman begins a conversation with an elderly woman sitting by the window. She weaves for him a long story, filled with old fears and familiar monsters. The protagonist…

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

(via allieomally)

lizclimo:

turtle power 

lizclimo:

turtle power 

(via tastefullyoffensive)

space-lion:

onlyblackgirl:

creativitarhearmeroar:

onlyblackgirl:

onlyblackgirl:

Jon Stewart vs. Bill O’Reilly - White Privilege

Even Jon Stewart can’t deal with his bullshit.

Bill literally contradicts himself all thru out this interview. 

"If you work hard enough, you can make it, even if you’re a ghetto kid"

But he acknowledged and understood everything that John Stewart was saying it’s just that he was trying to beat around the bush but wasn’t quite smart enough to complete the task. This is not something that he has been asked before but he just didn’t expect it to come from a fellow American of his own complexion .

Breaking News: White People know damn well they have white privilege but don’t want to admit it.

What else is new. 

Also what the fuck is Asian privilege and where can I get it

(via rapunzelie)

How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

youeverwish:

lumos5000:

c-parks:

robmcdon:

spongebobsimonpants:

kellyeatworld:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

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Mercury…

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Venus…

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Mars…

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Jupiter…

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Saturn…

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Uranus…

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Neptune…

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JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

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this is like porn i love space

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Gallifrey…

But do you recall the most famous planet of them all? Seems not, because you forgot Pluto

(via onthehellmouthinillusia)

caliphorniaqueen:

themodernisis:

thesinwhisperer:

jcoleknowsbest:

ihatewalker:

afrorevolution:

God is good 😩😍😍👏👏🔥

Ain’t he!

now this shit don’t make no sense.. I’m offended..

He is absolutely beautiful. My god.

Wow

Oh my goodness

(via rapunzelie)